I need to go back on the pill

I hate the birth control pill. It makes me crazy, I throw up, and I gain weight. However, I'm not such a happy camper now either.

Before I had a kid, I had regular, lovely, short periods. My cycle was EXACTLY 30 days. No joke. I actually took the pregnancy test 12 hours after I was late and it popped up "PREGNANT" in less than a minute.

Now my periods are totally not predictable. My cycle is totally off: 27 days one month, 33 the next. And the PMS...wow, is all I can say.

I actually just took a pregnancy test. And it's broken, so I have to go to the store and get another one. Dang it.