Things I didn't think I'd care about before I became a Vice Principal:
1. How to turn off a fire alarm
2. What color paper I printed things on
3. The width of a girl's tank top strap
4. Wasp nests
5. The sleeping patterns of bats
6. The calendar
7. Getting to work before 7
8. Ironing my clothes and doing my make up every day
9. "I heart boobies" bracelets
10. Finding dot matrix paper
Welcome to my week. It went pretty well, but I have a weird job. :)
